Behold a tale of a blog in three posts: the first written in exuberance and pride, the second two months later admitting an ocean of terror and doubt. And then a long lull. The longest lull, in fact, the blog's author has ever produced (and we're talking about a guy who had some long lulls in his blog post history).

Followed, years later, by a post with this ominous title. ​

I'm pretty proud of it. 

So what's with all the hullabaloo? What happened with the old, permanently-orange site? Where are all the old blog posts? 

I'm sure you care about the answers to these questions as deeply as I do. I'll take them in reverse order.